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Sex without love is very empty, and as empty things go, it is one of the best.

Woody Allen  |  Life


What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Woody Allen  |  Dreams


You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Woody Allen  |  Habits


Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Woody Allen  |  Death


Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

Woody Allen  |  Life


The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Woody Allen  |  Love


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead.

Woody Allen  |  Death


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen  |  Death


Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen  |  Succes


Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Woody Allen  |  Awareness


I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Woody Allen  |  Metaphysics


It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen  |  Death


I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Woody Allen  |  Metaphysics