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Famous Quotes By Woody Allen“ Sex without love is very empty, and as empty things go, it is one of the best. ” Woody Allen | Life “ What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? ” Woody Allen | Dreams “ You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ” Woody Allen | Habits “ Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. ” Woody Allen | Death “ Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake? ” Woody Allen | Life “ The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. ” Woody Allen | Love “ I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead. ” Woody Allen | Death “ I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. ” Woody Allen | Death “ Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. ” Woody Allen | Succes “ Eighty percent of success is showing up. ” Woody Allen | Awareness “ I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. ” Woody Allen | Metaphysics “ It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ” Woody Allen | Death “ I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. ” Woody Allen | Metaphysics |




